* Songs in which short syllables get stretched to fit the melody. For eg "get your prescription filled" becomes "feeelled". Other examples include, well, EVERY song written by Alanis Morissette.
* People who don't dry their hands while getting out of the toilet, and leave behind a dripping wet door-knob.
* Moral bulldozing that dictates that you don't get to say anything good about Jinnah or anything bad about Gandhi
(and the other way around, I suspect, on that side of our border)
* Rajdeep Sardesai's high-pitched wailing.
It's like raaaaaiiiaaaain on your wedding day.
ReplyDeleteIt's the free riiiiiahaiiiide when you've already paid
I see what you mean :)
or "These precious illusions in my head did not let me down when I was a keeed"
ReplyDeleteAnd what kind of melody can you really use for words like "In the face of adversarial forces that I represent"!!!