Sunday, December 25, 2005

Counsellors

You get the best advice from psychos, most often for the price of a rasagulla.

This week, psychos of another kind contributed too on a theme that had bothered me; the following are from the 'Pool Guy' episode from Seinfeld

"This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide!"
- Kramer

"You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George."
"I love that George."
"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
- George and Jerry

2 comments:

jax said...

"You get the best advice from psychos, most often for the price of a rasagulla." F**k you man. That hurt my heart. How many rasagullas you owe me already. Hehe!

Deppe said...

jax: Don't take it to your heart. take it to your kidney and piss it off.

And for this advice I deduct one rasagulla from your accoutn woohahaha.