* Songs in which short syllables get stretched to fit the melody. For eg "get your prescription filled" becomes "feeelled". Other examples include, well, EVERY song written by Alanis Morissette.
* People who don't dry their hands while getting out of the toilet, and leave behind a dripping wet door-knob.
* Moral bulldozing that dictates that you don't get to say anything good about Jinnah or anything bad about Gandhi
(and the other way around, I suspect, on that side of our border)
* Rajdeep Sardesai's high-pitched wailing.