Saturday, November 28, 2009

Do** of the month - Sri Janardhana Reddy

A few days ago a newspaper carried a report that bloggers could be arrested if they are found to defame respectable citizens. Since I'm not very confident about my countrymen's understanding of democratic rights, I'm taking the necessary precautions by masking two crucial letters in the word Do**. You know what it stands for, but if I get arrested I'll insist I meant "Dood" or something!

Presenting this week's Do**- Sri Janardhana Reddy, the minister who was protecting his iron mines with all his energy while half his constituency was four feet underwater. This week he claimed that there's no illegal mining happening in our state. He conclusively proved it by telling us this, and I quote here, "We are dignified and honest people. This can be known through our donation of Rs one crore to Sri Krishna temple.". Case closed! Thank god for that. If you can recall he has demonstrated how much he loves the people of this state by another awesome gesture; he offered a crown worth Rs. 45 Crore to the god at Tirupati. Experts agree that without that offering his constituency would have been 8-feet underwater.

I dare you, oh reader, find me a better do**!


vineet vinod said...

And not to forget the entire political drama. You got the right man for Do** of the month! A strong contender for the Do** of the year. Isn't he?

VictorTango said...

pray..pray..tell me please what is a Do**? and since when did you get afraid of arrests? Remember, a successful political career is based on many jails ;-)

Shreeni said...

Man I envy you. You can actually create a tag DOTM, which I presume to mean "Do** of the month", and I am sure you shall find a unique one every month, perhaps even one every week or one every day. In my neighborhood, I am yet to find one Do**. :-)